While this didn't quite solve the issue yet, it gave me a vital pointer, leading back to the Nonguix README. I gave the NVIDIA section a closer look and lo, the culprit was found:
伊朗國家電視台稱他為「拉馬丹戰爭老兵」，但沒有提供更多有關他是否受傷的確認資訊。
，更多细节参见Snipaste - 截图 + 贴图
МИД Ирана заявил о «начале конца» ООН20:48，更多细节参见谷歌
Windows 11 after two decades of macOS: okay, but also awful